So I'll start by mentioning how short sighted I am.
Really short sighted.
So short sighted I only remove my glasses to sleep and shower. Yes, I wear them in the pool or ocean. I've even made the hospital let me wear them until they put me asleep before any operation.
Right - get the idea??
So I get in the shower - la la la lah - reach up for soap...
.....and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
My hand touches moist and clammy that moves.
My first reaction is a girly scream & jumping backwards. The clammy thing jumps onto my leg and is attached. More squeals, bashing my back into the shower door, etc Okay I know I have a frog & calm down even though I can't see anything too well.
I wash my hands and try to gently capture the frog in my palms so I can take him to his natural habitat. No. He likes it there and wants to stay in the shower cubicle.
I get him - eventually. Frogs are quite strong, slippery little suckers and he's got soap on his tummy. I gently run water over him and take him into the courtyard garden amongst the lush plants where I believe he belongs.
My question is - how long before the return of the frog?
I'm leaving my glasses on until I check the shower every night BEFORE undressing! You wait first time I forget, that little green froggy will be there waiting, hiding behind the shampoo!
And NO - I didn't get a photo.
Happy bathing,
Jane
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